Ceremonial First Pitch

This chick is OMFG hysterical!! This is Miss Texas at the Rangers game ladies and gentleman, talk about pathetic! LMAO! [mlbvideo id=”35408063″ width=”400″ height=”224″ /]   This is worse than 50 cent throwing out the first pitch … and it certainly makes my first pitch look good! Although I wish it could make what I was wearing look better and not just the pitch! LOL! (they wouldn’t let me wear jeans, jean shorts or a skirt! But they wanted my socks visible! I couldn’t wear contacts because I had an ulcer on my eye that was healing and it was […]

Miss Texas makes me look like a professional pitcher! (video)

Rapper 50 Cent threw out the ceremonial first pitch before the New York Mets and the Pittsburgh Pirates game at Citi Field on Tuesday night. It was one of the worst first pitches in baseball history. Seriously. I could probably watch it all day because it makes me feel better about my¬†ceremonial first pitch¬†last April at O.Co Coliseum in Oakland. It’s stressful to say the least. I don’t blame the guy for blowing it. Yet, I do hold him responsible for literally destroying a sacred ceremonial moment, later blaming it on his alter ego like he was two people because […]

50 Cent or just 25? Rapper’s alter ego throws out ...